I find it simultaneously amusing and disturbing how assured the researchers are that people like myself—I'm both a "child of divorce" and an outright atheist—are a problem to be fixed. To read this paper, you'd think non-believing children of divorce are the walking wounded, barely able to make it through the day. Words like "schism," "rupture," and "alienated" abound, and the study's authors warn that even having an amicable divorce leaves your child in danger of blowing off church, which we are meant to believe is a very dire fate indeed.