Fly JetBlue for the DirecTV, stay for the free tasers. The cleaning crew for JetBlue flight 1179 found a stun gun in the backseat pocket of the plane that landed in Newark, New Jersey Friday night. It had come from Boston. JetBlue alerted the TSA and now the FBI is investigating.

Really, TSA? You'll take my contact solution, insist that I turn on my MacBook to prove (I guess) that it's not a bomb, and pat my underwire bra, but you'll let tasers through? Not cool TSA, not cool.

"It was a stun gun, not a taser, the folks from TASER® International would like everyone to know."